Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

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Monday, April 11, 2011

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

There is something about getting knocked out by a huge black person that can make you want to spend an entire week forgetting that one specific moment

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

My wife knits all of my sweaters, and when it warms up I'll be wearing hawaiian shirts

smoking in a herse
a thousand pounds blazin
hell's a place on earth
so pass the blunt to satan
now my heart is racin
and I know I'll feel amazing if I take the blunt and lace it with my girlfriends fucking blood from the hole that I'm tasting,
devoid of what could gauge it
her crusty infected dead blood cells are rushing through my system now
cause it's the only thing to help me out
when it all slows down
and a rusty knife is being pressed against my fucking trachea
feeling my sweaty finger slipping when I pull the
trigger and *BAOBAOBAOBAO*
waka flocka joining frick squad at the last minute
who's the fuckin man now
all this blood on my face from this asshole trying to steal my friends hand me downs
smile to a frown,
a frown to a smile entailing death
left with your left foot wearing a concrete shoe
to drown you
I start to say something sassy but stop mid way
at the scent of my mates blood dripping from a slit in my in my neck
down to my waist leaving spots on my pants
my body feels a mess
FUCK
her saturated blood is ripping my fucking nervous system to shreds
It's all about to end!

I wake up,
feeling like a new born baby
what in tarnation
I'm jesus christs reincarnation,
but religion never swayed me
I raped the virgin mary
and scarily enough her baby was mesus christ
only to be killed by his people
I'm that evil

I'm on that 666 sick shit
take a whiff
that's a 666 gram spliff
the shape of my dick